Halloween

Cliched mastercard commercial ripoff:
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Leather armoured biker jacket: $500
Full-faced Shark DOT Helmet: $300
Joe Rocket riding boots: $250
Riding gloves with fibreglass knuckle protection: $80
Leather chaps: $100
Skull T-shirt: $30
Giant skull belt buckle & belt: $25
Silver medallion with sword (plus chain): $15
Terminator 2 sunglasses: $10
Skull bandana: $5
Skull ring: $5…

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…Priceless

I love Halloween.  It’s my favourite day of the year.  This year I rode Helen to school.  I showed up late for class in full motorcycle gear, chaps included.  The lecture came to a stop as all eyes followed the mysterious biker as he swaggered all the way up the stairs to the back row.  No one knew who it was until he removed his helmet.

Later on that night, I had fun terrorizing tricker-or-treaters.  I rode my motorcycle on the sidewalk, revving the engine until it was screaming.  I managed to scare the hell out of a bunch of kids.  Ah, how I wish it could be Halloween every day.

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